MLK Jr.

Why is it that every street named after MLK is in the seediest part of town, no matter which town? Every time I see the 3 letter abbreviation on a street sign, I automatically begin fearing for my life. And to veer off subject, why did everyone and their mama have off from work today except me? Just my luck I guess. It was a boring day at the office with nobody else to email in order to keep me from falling asleep at my desk!